Just Your Average Couple – By Paul Beckman
Turn at the next corner she said.
Slow down she shrewed at him.
Not so close she yelled.
That’s only a yellow light–gun it she ordered.
They both heard the siren at the same time and she told him to pull over for the cop. Ignoring her, he cranked the volume up on the radio and gunned it once more and whipped around the corner.
That night they had great sex.